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          | Government. 
 Umbagollah is divided into 
            five provinces, and each province is overseen by a body of five 
            people headed by a governor. Governors are voted into power by the 
            Umbagollians who live in their home provinces. Since the invasion 
            and conquest of Gum Gooloo 
            Gum Jublet by the city of Ex, the 
            country as a whole has been run by the Governor of Ex. The current 
            Governor has thick, short hair and a pair of gold filigree glasses 
            which spend each day creeping gradually down her nose. Her eyesight 
            is slowly leaving her. Mentally, however, she is extremely acute.
 
 Before she passes any decisions which will affect the entire country, she must first have the approval of the governors of the four other 
            provinces. They are: the Governor of Gum Gooloo Gum Jublet (and 
            ajoining areas); the governor of the North-Western 
            Flatlands; the governor of Cumber 
            Poidy; and the governor of the Falling 
            Hills.
 
 
  
 This last province is a 
            sore point between Ex and Gum Gooloo. The Goolooians argue that the 
            Falling Hills are too uninhabited to be an effective province, and 
            that it ought to be absorbed into the province of Gum Gooloo. The 
            Exians have refused this request several times with a variety of 
            excuses: their private, unstated reason, is that they do not like to 
            think of Gum Gooloo holding land directly adjacent to their southern 
            borders. Goolooians jokingly refer to the governor of the Falling 
            Hills as, "A civil servant of Ex" and "The manager of the invisible 
            city."
 
 
 
              
              
                |   | Each governor is backed by a council of four advisors. 
                  Their titles are as follows: The Minister of Earth.
 The 
                  Minister of Thought, Poetry and Trees.
 The Minister of 
                  Skies and Clouds.
 The Minister for Silence.
 |  None of these councillors is 
            responsible for anything in particular. There is no Minister of War, 
            for example. War is not worth ministering. Instead, each advisor is 
            elected to represent a different thought process. The Minister of 
            Earth is generally practical, the Minister of Skies and Clouds tends 
            to be dreamy, the Minister of Poetry and Trees lies somewhere in the 
            middle, and the Minister for Silence just sits there and stares at 
            everybody to remind them that their decisions have consequences for 
            hundreds of people who are not present to make their voices 
            heard.
 
 Councillors are permitted to influence the governor as 
            powerfully as they like, but they cannot make major decisions on 
            their own. In extreme cases a councillor may make a No Confidence 
            motion against the governor and call for a new election. All Umbagollians are free to enter the council chambers at any time and engage in discussion with the Ministers and the Governor. Any 
            citizen of Umbagollah is allowed to run for a position in the 
            government. Most of them don't. Council positions don't carry any special privileges and in many ways the power they wield on paper is illusionary. There is no organised force backing them up. The theory is that they have been trusted by the people to come up with ideas which will better the country, and that this is all they are required to do: they are leader-scholars who disseminate wisdom.
 
 
 
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